Solution
The text explains what to do, and there are no hidden messages. The first step is to infer the rules for what can pair with what; they turn out to make sense, in an oblique way:
1. The number of aerines is always odd. (air = unstable)
2. The number of terrines is always even. (earth = stable)
3. Hydrine and ignine never coexist. (water vs. fire)
A little math demonstrates that this narrows it down to 25 possible combinations, which, when they're ordered alphabetically, stand for the letters A-Y:
AAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAHH B AAAAAAAII C AAAAAAATT D AAAAAHHHH E AAAAAHHTT F AAAAAIIII G AAAAAIITT H AAAAATTTT I AAAHHHHHH J AAAHHHHTT K AAAHHTTTT L AAAIIIIII M AAAIIIITT N AAAIITTTT O AAATTTTTT P AHHHHHHHH Q AHHHHHHTT R AHHHHTTTT S AHHTTTTTT T AIIIIIIII U AIIIIIITT V AIIIITTTT W AIITTTTTT X ATTTTTTTT Y
Fill in the blanks to complete the following string of "proteins":
PHENOMENON SERAPH CHILD PERSON BATHTUB NUCLEUS ADDENDUM
Before Leeloo got away, Mactilburgh was about to describe cloning the proteins themselves. All of the proteins are singular nouns, and most of them have irregular plurals:
PHENOMENA
SERAPHIM
CHILDREN
PEOPLE
BATHTUBS
NUCLEI
ADDENDA
The ends of these words spell AMNESIA, hence the discussion of memory in the letter. (One of Ian's only pet peeves about sci-fi movies is that cloned characters mysteriously retain their memories.)
(A piece of trivia: In fact, only Snakes on a Plane ever received this puzzle.)
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