Get On A Raft With Taft

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You had a chance to squeal on your friends and get a lighter sentence. Unfortunately, so did they, and you all did.

Now you're all doing fifty years of hard labor stamping out dots and dashes and sewing semaphore flags. The mildly disgruntled gaze of our 27th president bears down on you constantly, and the puzzles, oh the puzzles, day in and day out!

No more blindfolds and colored hats. You're busting out of William Howard Taft Penitentiary.

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Get On A Raft With Taft

The time has come, the fight is on,
We've picked the man to run
For President, Ohio sent
Her noble worthy son,
The man we need, the man to lead
Our strong and mighty craft
Through storm at sea to victory,
It's William Howard Taft.

Oh, get on a raft with Taft, boys,
Get on the winning boat,
The man worthwhile with the friendly smile
Will get the honest vote.
He'll save the country sure, boys,
From Bryan, Hearst, and graft,
So all join in, we're sure to win,
Get on a raft with Taft.

Of Bryan's bluff we've had enough,
He'll talk you deaf and blind,
The million trusts he's goin' to bust
Are only in his mind.
Seems he has run since Washington
First started in the game;
If his legs were gone, he'd keep right on
A-running just the same.