Geo Raps

delivered at the Lawrence Hall of Science


Blood and Bones

A man a plan a canal panama… Taft? "No Longshots, take a hint!"
Then get bent
If you want to hit LX hertz precisely you need a substitute of O2 for you voicebox
Then Leeloominai Lekatariba Laminatcha Ekbat D Sabat will come with her "multipass," what a fox.
When the Big Dinos Return from the San Andreas Fault
Those sucka MCs make B&B malts
Much like cowboys, we like to play with rocks
When we're looking at the docks


Briny Deep

We kickin' piracy... Like Taft kicks donuts
Tarek's sucka MCs can't match our bonus
Shark Bait's crew is harder than gypsum
Calcite, flourite, quartz, or corundum
Pop quiz- who knows the waxy vibe JFK's kickin'?
  (all pirates:)
TSUNAMIC HYDROGEL!
Yeeeah, you know it's finger lickin'
We love Ernest Lawrence like we love Big Dinos
From the Mesozoic Era to modern day rhinos
The Heyward Fault done swallowed our (as Leeloo:) multipass
From Davey Jones' locker, gonna kick yo.... booty :-)


The Burninators

While WE be THE best PUZZlers HERE, and ROCK
the EARTH and FIre-WAter, WE don't LOVE
creATive CHALlenge AS much AS the AIR.
We SHOUT to KITtens KITtens KITtens, TAFT
and SUCKa Mc's ON a PLANE we MOCK
tsuNAMic HYdroGEL we'll GIVE a SHOVE
the SAN andREas FAULT don't MAKE us SCARED
for CHIcken GOOD we WON'T get ON a RAFT


coed astronomy

Those Burninator geologistas think they're San Andreas stressed,
Desserts like the ones served at Gelatoria Naia are what really make us impressed,
Those sucka MCs can suck on our rocks,
Tsunamic hydrogel? Shit, we think outside the box.
Living it up at the Earnest Lawrence Hall of Insects,
Yo mama fat like Taft, she ain't never been sexed.
We fit 15 points in 6 lines, bitch.
Represent.


Mystic Fish

We rock and we're tuff.
Met our creata'
In the Loma Prieta:
Diamonds in the ruff.

Yo sucka GCs: We mean it, I mean it, we mean it, I mean it, yes we mean it when I shout:
Topaz, calcite, gypsum, talc, taft and snout;
Existentially mathematical, Pepsi-cola is episcopal,
Consequentially polynomial, uncarbonated tsunamic hydrogel.


XX-Rated

Hay-ward -- this be for my Taft peeps
Who get more HO-BiTcHEs than Briny Deep
Those fools' costumes are so old-school, they're from the Cretaceous
Our XX-rated garb is just our set of fine ass
Earth air fire love
Watered down emotion
Sucka MCs suck
Pay respect to Ernest Lawrence, or we'll CSI you stoned punks