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Name of your mercenary team:
Contact e-mail address:
Members' names and ages (this can be changed later):
Explain why your team would be an asset to this corporation, using only vacuous corporate language and puns and cliches based on the periodic table.
What is your stance on remote detonation? Would you mind if you were remotely detonated?
Here's your chance to show how well you know Mr. Zorg! You may look to past episodes of our show for inspiration.
Mr. Zorg is a huge fan of...
According to Mr. Zorg, a good businessman should never make...
Mr. Zorg got his start trafficking in...
Mr. Zorg's first book was entitled Doing Business Without A...
Mr. Zorg makes time for his pet elephant every...
Finally, if you've figured out the answers to the above, what goes without saying?
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